lindsaylohoean:

there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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