May 2013
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
thespookiesttaco:
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
hitlervevo:
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
frostingpeetaswounds:
if demi performed she would’ve sang live and slayed all ya faves
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
