imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked So call me maybe Amen. Fashion † on the runway welcome to tumblr everybody.
hussiempreg: fartass: There are so many things that kill me about this video every time I see it, without fail. the deadpan, completely apathetic look on the kid’s face - the entire time, not just while he was touching his weiner, which is fucked up enough the soft, acoustic music playing in the background, like little Ricky went through the trouble to put on his Iron & Wine CD before...
st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
deerpong: virginclub: your gay what about my gay
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
theyellowbrickroad: one time in 8th grade me and my friend had like 3 bags of candy and we couldnt finish it all and there was this black kid that we kept seeing in random places the whole night so we went up to him and asked if he wanted some of our candy and he was like “i dont take candy from white people” and i said “what” and he was like “did i stutter bitch” and walked away
lanadelrevupthosefryers: promo you? not in this economy…
cyberblogging: i ran out of milk to put on my cereal so i used my tears
does anyone else pay attention to the breath intakes in a song
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
healthypenis: remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...